Foster dog has fleas. Jordan is my fucking favorite and gave him a bath.

I hope my neighbor can watch puppy while I’m gone like damn.

Puppy ate some of my soup. It had hot sauce in it. She immediately started whining and groaning.

No sleep because puppy No sleep because puppy

No sleep because puppy

dewgonair:

lockrocksandcoke:

131-di:

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital

it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

It’s not fun having a puppy when you’re sick.

It is September, which means “shorts season” is wearing down. It’s chilly at night, I can wear a sweater and be fine, and many women are finally feeling that sigh of “Now I don’t have to shave my legs!”

and to them I say “I haven’t shaved basically all summer”

because I haven’t. My leg hair is long and wild and I am perfectly content with that. It’s mostly blonde, though when it’s this long it start to be a little visible. But even if it was always visible, I’m not sure that would change how I feel about not shaving. 

Over the past few months of not shaving, I’ve:

  • Hooked up with a boy (TWICE: which means that my lack of shaving didn’t freak him out. and this was also a time where I didn’t want to fucking shave my vagina either HOLY COW IMAGINE THAT HE WASN’T GROSSED OUT BY NATURAL BODY HAIR)
  • WORN SHORTS AND SKIRTS. A LOT.
  • Had several conversations about beauty norms.
  • Gotten one rude comment, which was immediately remedied by discussing beauty norms
  • Worked in a PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SETTING 
  • realized that it doesn’t fucking matter what beauty standards I follow or don’t follow
  • gone to the grocery store
  • shown off the fact I don’t shave

Basically, what I’m getting at here is this: YOUR WORLD AND THE WORLD AROUND YOU WILL NOT FALL APART IF YOU STOP SHAVING YOUR LEGS/ARMPITS/LABIAS/ETC 

I promise you that it will not be the end of your world/romantic relationships/friendships/job prospects/grocery store going abilities/shorts wearing, etc. 

There’s no fucking reason to shave your legs if you don’t want to. I cannot tell you how many people have told me how much they HATE shaving their legs and they wish they had the bravery to not shave theirs. There’s nothing brave about it, I’m just like you: I hated doing a thing, I stopped doing that thing. YOU TOO CAN STOP DOING A THING IF YOU HATE DOING THE THING. 

I just wanted the world to know that I don’t shave my legs right now and I don’t give a fuck, and obviously neither does anyone I interact with.

Though it shouldn’t have to come to this, if you think he doesn’t deserve to lose his job, consider this: Let’s pretend that man was your child’s 3rd grade teacher. Would you want him to keep his job? After you have visible physical proof that he knocked his wife out in an elevator. That he left welts on his child? That he had a dog fighting ring? What does that say about his character? What does that say about his ability to handle his feelings rationally? What does that say about his ability to treat people with respect? To teach your child these things? 

Let’s not forget that most batterers DO NOT LOSE THEIR JOBS. BUT MANY VICTIMS DO OKAY

like I am so tired of all of this

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

The book is also beautiful and also frustrating because their love story is not as “storybook” as in the movie, and I highly recommend it

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I work best late at night, last minute, rushed, stressed

fuck college, it never expected anything better out of me. BASICALLY ALL OF MY WORK WAS DONE THAT WAY AND I GRADUATED IN THREE YEARS AND DID REALLY DAMN WELL

SO FUCK COLLEGE FOR NOT PUSHING ME TO DO BETTER

To all ye procrastinators out there, train yourself OUT of that habit RIGHT FUCKING NOW or else when you get a real 9-5 job you will NEVER want to do work on time, during the time you’re given

you will wait like me until the last minute and do it at home and be mad at yourself

brohaaaan:

"beautiful brown color"

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BUT LIKE REALLY HOW IS IT SO PERFECT

(Source: soph-okonedo)

dr-stretchypants:

listoflifehacks:

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That is a gif of a flip book made out of frames of a gif.

this is super useful wow

I really fucking hate when people text me “hey” or “hey :)” or “hey!” or anything that is just that one word

sometimes I reply, usually I don’t give a shit. DON’T FUCKING START A CONVERSATION WITH ME LIKE THAT 

Actually, don’t try to have a conversation with me over text to beginwith. Texting is for making plans, telling things quickly, long ranty texts, and little cute important things and mostly just for Ryan and Lovey and Evan and Phil is it fucking okay (and maybe a few people I haven’t heard from in a very long time and hey is actually like a very cute little thing because it’ll be followed by something like “I miss you a lot tell me your life”) to send me a blank “hey” and expect a response. 

DON’T FUCKING TEXT ME HEY AND EXPECT ME TO START A CONVERSATION WITH YOU 

the worst is when I DO respond, and they say “how are you” or “what are you up to” and I say “I’m well, and yourself?” or “I’m playing with my dogs, yourself?” and they respond “I’m good” or “Nothing much” 

like i don’t give a shit, but you started it what the hell do you want because you are boring as shit

Hopefully it’ll work out. I’m just going to schedule the initial, and then if mom likes it then I’ll pay for more. I’m going to call the lady tomorrow and see about pricing, etc.

Because on the real, my mom’s house is a disaster. Every time she tries to clean, she gets frustrated and throws away the wrong stuff. And she won’t pay for something like this by herself, she needs it done for her.

I think she’ll really appreciate it, after she gets over the initial shock…

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)